My Public Idaho

True happiness comes when you have all the elements of comfort at you disposal: a nice outfit - so you are not worried about how you look to others, good hair of course, money in your pocket to spend, a small gathering of friends to whom you can share in-jokes with, a buzzing pub and/or club so you can feel part of a much larger community, a drink in your hand to release your inhibitions so that you may approach some vaguely attractive person and talk them into sleeping with you, and finally a cigarette so you can look like you really don’t care anyway – which is very useful when your sexual advances get rejected.

This is nirvana. There are so few pieces needed to complete this puzzle we call the meaning of life, it’s a wonder that not everyone is trying it.