Introducing the Family

My boyfriend just phoned his mother:

Apparently their car hasn't been working, they took it to the garage who opened up the bonnet to find 2 condoms in the engine. She's not affraid of bird flu and she bought scottish duck legs at John Street Market, that were going cheap (or quack!). The vicar has organised a petition, to prevent a whore house being built on the waste ground down the road. Oh, and it's snowing, which she thinks is disgraceful for April.